fucking air fresheners man

if that shit is not incense or a candle or oil or some shit that shit is not natural and my nosey senses r way too strong for dat shit and i aint havin nunnadis

when people unnecessarily lie to me

like

shut up

honestly

i hate when people brag about how shitty their lives are. that’s fucking great, would you like a gold star?

when girls tag a picture of themselves “#summer” as if people are looking for your face when thinking of summer…

GUYS (mostly) AND THEIR STUPID COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE. if you were so fucking perfect for your friend, then she would actually want you so please step off your pedestal. stop complaining that she goes for the wrong guy when you are right there cuhs your easiness makes it easier for her to reject you. women are usually attracted to those who are stronger and can protect them, not pussy ass bitches who sit there and complain about how girls always go for the asshole. if the feelings aren’t there, that doesn’t mean she’s stupid and makes poor decisions. get over yourself— i mean honestly.

when people are shady as fuck and bring something up and then when you ask about it they give a vague-ass answer, if they even answer at all and i’m stuck here curious as a muthafuckr. my mind wanders.

in my opinion, music is anything that one may find euphonious to the ears: ranging from a favorite genre to the heartbeat of a loved one. i find it completely ignorant when someone will refer any certain genre to not be music. for example, in my English class when we were talking about oxymora, my teacher used, “rap is music,” to exemplify an oxymoron. obviously, i do not think this is amusing. & when i see posts or anything stating dubstep, screamo, rap, etc. is not MUSIC, i am offended, so excuse me if i get butthurt.

my stupid fucking English teacher. first of all, you is an unorganized bitch & you’re a teacher which shouldn’t be happening & that just pisses me off & throws the whole class off cuhs you can’t getchur shit straight after fucking 20+ years of teaching. second of all, you make these cynical, wannabe humorous jokes that obv aren’t funny & just make the entire class feel awkward (e.g. “oh nothing, i’ll just slit my wrists now”). lastly, you freak the fuck out for shit that’s your fault (unorganization at it’s best) & you yell at our class for the stupidest reasons & every now & then you’ll try to calm us down cuhs you’re stressing us for shit we shouldn’t even trip about by saying “OH ARE YOU OHK ? I’M OHK. EVERYTHING’S JUST AWESOME” w/ that freaking ass look & bigass eyes that just tells us EVERYTHING IS NOT OHK.
& today, the stupidest shit happened. this girl in our class was very calm & at the beginning of the class told her that she didn’t have her essay & it was on a CD down at the library & she was going to go get it so she could print it out & during class my stupidass teacher yells at her for not having her essay & tells her that she is unworthy & shit & the girl is hella sensitive but you can see she’s trynna stay calm & happy so she just does w/e the teacher wants & when she comes back from the library the fucking teacher goes off on her ONCE AGAIN for some stupid ass shit so the girl starts crying but she tries to be lowkey about it so she doesn’t start a commotion & the teacher is all like, “what program did you use ?” & the girl said it & was kind of mumbling but it was comprehensible to the average mind & my idiot teacher had to be a little bitch & be like, “blahblahblah i don’t understand what you’re saying -yells again-” & she’s too much of an idiot to notice her teary eyes, little sobs, & red face. RLY ? DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH ? LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE & STOP STRESSING US OUT UNNECESSARILY.

idiots these days, i swear.

when people can’t just straight up take a compliment. like, it may not be me saying the compliment or anything but when i see it i’m just kinda like twitch twitch. if someone is taking their time of the day & effort to speak just to tell you a compliment, fucking take it. no side comment necessary. lowkey, i’m prly being a hypocrite but w/e.

(e.g. “Oh, you look cute today.” “No, I actually look disgusting and horrible and i have no makeup on and blahblahblahpointlessrambling.. but thank you!”) getouttahere.

FUCKING HICCUPS, I SWEAR. i get them literally once every two weeks AT THE LEAST. & apparently Robby thinks my hiccups are very distinct cuhs its like a squeak every 3 seconds. =        =

when you talk to someone & they take it emotionally & then they tell people that they had something going on w/ you & act like you’re their ex. =      = nigga stfu.

creepers thinkin’ they can creep. nigga gtfo.

SPENDING MY OWN MONEY. augh. my wallet even feels lighter. (≧ロ≦) 

when you get that almost-sneezing feeling & it doesn’t come. WAI YU EXCITE ME ?